Jacket is hilariously mended. I don’t think L.L. Bean realized how great the jacket would look with a duct-tape cuff of neon-hued sunglasses. It’s my new fashion line: Duct-Tape Dynasty! More weird, creative thoughts are disrupting the cleaning project, yet loads of big obvious dirt are on the floor. Next strategic move? Locate paper towels in case all dish towels are wet or dirty or have been used to sop up something or mend…the car.

Advertisements